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Ranking the Zodiac Signs by How Likely They Are to Snap and Kill You

Seems a bit spot on.

#12: Cancer.

Cancers tend to be extremely empathetic, so it’s virtually impossible to imagine a Cancer ever willingly killing another human being. They’re not very spontaneous, impulsive, or vindictive at all, so you should be fairly safe around them at all times.

#11: Pisces.

A Pisces is more likely to get drunk and do something creative when they “snap” than they are to kill someone. A Pisces may eviscerate you in fiction Geoffrey Chaucer-style (think the movie A Knight’s Tale with Heath Ledger), but they probably won’t eviscerate you out of human existence.

#10: Libra.

Libras tend to be methodical and balanced, so they don’t frequently snap at all (let alone snap and kill someone). What’s more, Libras usually note the pros and cons of every situation and set of circumstances before acting—and prison (or worse) will never seem appealing.

#9: Taurus.

These individuals are known for their efficiency and structure, so although they might be able to pull off a murder and get away with it, their tendency to want things to work out best for everyone will prevent them from killing another person needlessly.

#8: Capricorn.

A Capricorn is not likely to kill another human being, but if they ever did, odds are that you’d never find out about it. However, Capricorn’s value always maintaining control and making wise decisions in life, and murder will never fit into those characteristics.

#7: Leo.

Leos are known to be erratic, dramatic, and attention-seekers, so it is possible to imagine a Leo taking another life for all the wrong reasons. Yet—unfortunately—most murders don’t even make the headlines these days, so most Leos are probably fairly safe to be around anyway.

#6: Sagittarius.

These individuals tend to be impulsive, and many of them have uttered the phrase, “It’s better to ask for forgiveness later than it is to ask for permission now” far too many times throughout their lifetimes. With this in mind, it wouldn’t be a stretch to say that they are capable of murder under the right set of circumstances. There are many other people to fear more, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to keep a closer eye on Sagittarius folks moving forward.

#5: Virgo.

Since Virgos are quite analytical, temperamental, and somewhat deceptive, they are certainly capable of murder if the mood and situation takes them. What’s more, when a Virgo is poked, they often punch back (or worse). You might want to keep your distance if you encounter a Virgo who is more “passionate” than most.

#4: Aquarius.

These people tend to be unpredictable and moody, so when the combination is right, Aquarius folks are capable of taking human life if necessary. Yet, once you get to know them, you’ll know to avoid doing what might set them off—and you’ll know when to walk away (or run) when someone else sets them off.

#3: Aries.

Aries are known to have serious tempers, and this could definitely result in murder in some situations. However, you’ll probably have a chance to walk away or flee before you’re being throttled.

#2: Scorpio.

Since Scorpios don’t often believe in accountability, it isn’t difficult to imagine them killing someone due to “extenuating circumstances” or “necessity”—at least according to them. Scorpios can be very convincing, so be sure to keep your wits about you when you’re around them.

#1: Gemini.

Geminis are known for their unpredictability above all else; since their actions can’t be anticipated, they are more than capable of murder. What’s worse, Geminis are so crafty that chances are no one would ever find the body or even learn about the murder at all. Heads-up.

 

 

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